Thursday, November 18, 2010

The talk

Mom- Do you think people should go for divorce ?
Noor: No
Mom: Why?
Noor: They should remain together for their kids.
Mom: What if they dont have kids?
Noor: Then they should work for having kids.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The Kid - Very Unusual

I am starting the blogs again because of the Kid that I found very smart, more smart than his age.
He has all this different persona of his own. He talks about stuff like GOD, how to trick people.
He just asked his father today , whether He is gonna marry again with another girl in his life.
YES!!
Back in India I didn't even thing about this question even I passed my grad school.
This kid is only FIVE.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

First experience.

I had my first airplane experience in 2006 when I arrived in kuwait. My Flight was at 6:00 in the morning. I was working in Gurgaon earlier so on the day before my flight I did some shopping and at the dinner we had a party. We were 7 guys just enjoying the booze and dinner. All went well . I woke at 2 in the morning. To my utter surprise there was no electircity.
So I somehow found candle after a search of 15 minutes. I had to wear a turban and only had experience of tying it in proper light.So this is special because this is candle light turban tying just like candle light dinner(though never had so far).Somehow I manages to tie it and reached the airport on time. I met with Harbhajan Singh (crickter) on the airport.
me: SSA Bhaji.
HS: Ssa kaka ki haal ne.
me: bahut vaidya [excitedly]

I also had a guitar which was for my friend in kuwait.
So people looked little amazed, a sardar with guitar. Normally Sardars are shown with dhol in movies .Or might be they thought me somewhat similar to rabbi shergill. So some of them asked me Bhai saab kiss band mein ho? (In which band are you working?)
I told them ki band to abhi banana hai :) (I will make the band soon.)
Even the Steward looked impressed. He wanted me to play it in plane. My neighbors were looking to hear some good kishore da music.But I told them the truth, they never quite believed it.
I saw India from sky first time. It was beauty to fly over the clouds.It was dream come true. Earlier my closest encounter with airplane was when I came to drop someone at airport.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Kuwait Times

Kuwait Times
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Some interesting Facts!!
1. PARK RULE:There are parks where bachelors are not allowed. Bachelor means who are without women. It doesnt matter whether he is married or not.. So its hard time for indian bachelors both for married and unmarried .
2. Cinemas are partitioned into two sections. Bachelors and Family. Again the same rule[PARK RULE] apply with an exception that both categories have same entry. What a way to pacify bachelors heart.
3. Most of the Indians enjoy their time at home. Best hovering time is when they are going to office. We enjoy weekends mostly by watching movies or cricket.
4. Traffic light violation can cause a serious threat when done three times in a row. Police itself accompany you to the airport for your flight to India.
5. During my 1 year stay here I found age group of 18-25 is missing.
6. If a person found eating or drinking publicly during the Ramadan month then he will be either charged 100KD [15000 in Rs manual currency conversion. Check xe.com for latest prices.] or 1 month free meals in jail plus extra massage depending on the mood of the police..
7. Couples are blessed with a sum of 3000KD on marriage. More than a lakh rupees is given to the mother of a new born baby. Just Image a scene if the same rule is available in India.
8. One of the most interesting fact is Oil is cheaper than water here. You can take a long drive anywhere without any concerns of petrol or diesel.

First Step

Hello friends
My first blog entry.
I have created this blog to record my personnel thoughts, views , more or less a personnel diary.